Sad day


The Best Story In The WorldSo this one time, there was this guy. But not a normal guy. He was a weeeiiiirrrrdddd guy. So weird he had a favorite pair of socks and everything. And everytime he wore these socks pineapples grew out of his ears. Well one day these groups of jerky cowboys on purple dragons came and gave this kid some super-caffeinated coffee which caused him to explode into over 9000 babies and then come back whole again. This made him very angry and so he swore to get vengeance on those Cowboys. In order to do this he decided to try and trick them by making pie sandwiches with Viagra and some Lunesta, in order to embarrass them in front oThe Best Story In The World


Very Un-KirbyNot doing something that you've been wanting to do for a while is like Kirby.....Very Un-Kirby
It sucks.
And quite unlike Kirby these unperformed acts are not pink and fluffy, nor do they make you feel all happy on the inside.
Quite the opposite......
Maybe this should be a journal, I dunno. I just felt like mini-ranting.....
Carry on with your lives.


The Starbucks PoemI am at a Starbucks. This Starbucks is downtown. This Starbucks is downtown and is located on Third and Santa Clara. This Starbucks is full of fat Mexicans, businessmen, and a few crazy fucks.The Starbucks Poem
This Starbucks is where I live. This Starbucks has a good selection of tea. This Starbucks is a little cold.
This Starbucks has a code to its bathrooms. The code is 191415. This Starbucks has only one cute guy working here, and he is never working.
This Starbucks is a busy one, and there is a woman who might be pre-menstrual at the table i
tilted
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God is Love.
"Let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God." 1 John 4:7
TYLER MICHAL ROUCH!!!! YOU LITTLE CHEAT! I TOTALLY TOOK MOST OF THOSE PICTURES YOU'RE TAKING CREDIT FOR AND SOME OF THE OTHERS I TOLD YOU TO TAKE BECAUSE I JUST SO HAPPEN TO NOT HAVE MY CAMERA WITH ME! NO BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOU!
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God is Love.
"Let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God." 1 John 4:7
This would be your worst nightmare speaking.
AKA. Heather
Kiiiiddddiinnggg. hahaha
So are you ever coming back to newspaper?
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"Censorship is like poison gas: a powerful weapon that can harm you when the wind shifts."
Whatever dude. hahah.
Possibly, not this year though. I'm either taking Washington State History or Adv. Guitar next tri, and I've already got FL. Next year, maybe!
Did you guys release the new one yet?
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"Censorship is like poison gas: a powerful weapon that can harm you when the wind shifts."
Oh my.. I can't wait to see how this turns out.
Say, who's the person writing as Cupid in the February Issue? Is it a collective thing or is it a specific project that someone picked out? Je tres curieux! And yes, that is FRENCH! "D
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